Jokes

Roll over the silly questions to get to the hilarious answers!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.

Q. What do you get from a nervous cow?
A. Milkshakes.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A. To get to the other tide.

Q. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A. A carrot.

Q. What's a dog's favourite dessert?
A. Pop-cakes!

Q. Why are fish so smart?
A. Because they live in schools.

Q. Why did the gum cross the road?
A. Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. I have no eyedeer.

Q. What happened to the dog when he swallowed a firefly?
A. He barked with delight!

Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll.

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